I don’t drink, not usually
but since you’re offering,
I don’t see why not.
I’ll have what you’re having
Feeling bad about myself is
the story of my life.
And drinking hasn’t helped.
Got any advice?
Maybe I shouldn’t be here.
I’ll be honest; I only came
for free chips and salsa.
Well, that and to meet new women.
I mean, one woman. I don’t want to
come across as a womanizer.
But I’m addicted to blondes, you know?
So, you should come home with me;
you’d hate to be the reason I had withdrawals, right?

(© 2022 AC)