To Hell With Pickup Lines

Me: Come here often?

Her:

Me: So, you’re the shy type?

Her:

Me: The goddess of beauty ain’t got nothing on you.

Her:

Me: No? Not that one either?

Her:

Me: Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Her:

Me: No, not funny either?

Her:

Me: Are you a parking ticket, because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

Her:

Me: Look, I’ve never been good with words, but you’re…

Her: Do you want to come home with me?

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