“I have a degree,” she said. “I’m like a smart person.”
“So what?”
“Do you?”
“I do.”
“But I got mine from Harvard.”
“I didn’t”
“Loser,” she said and walked off with toilet paper stuck to her shoe.
Brilliant, I thought and shrugged.
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Source: The Lonely Position of Neutral – Becca Has A Degree (I’m Not Impressed) – Wattpad