What do you want with my daughter?

We’re just friends.

I heard that one before, and—

No, I’m really here to study.

Listen, son, I don’t need my daughter getting pregnant.

I assure you that won’t—

And how do I know that?

Because I’m dating your son—

My son?

Mr. Franklin, you don’t look so well.

(Yes, I know you usually use quotes when people are talking, but Raymond Carver didn’t use them all the time either.)